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Monday, October 13, 2014
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):
Reasons why you must own the new
iPhone6 which costs about N458,000
($3,000):
You can email your ancestors, detect the
dreaded Ebola and ping your village
deity.
If you hold the phone, you will no longer
go
hungry again!
If you misplaced it in a cab, it will
automatically find its way back into your
pocket.
If an ugly person send you a request on
BBM, it would not enter.
It can tell you which member of your
family
is disturbing you.
You can connect the Bluetooth?WIFI to a
transformer to get electricity.
It can be used as bomb detectors.
It can be used as mosquito (insect)
repellant.
It gives you a celebrity status when you
are
in a crowd.
It vibrates if someone is lying, for real!
It can tell the real father of a child.
It can detect if your boyfriend/girlfriend
is
cheating.
It can upgrade Ur GPA if you are a
student.
It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just
put it
in "protection" mode.
You can use it as AC
You can use it as a weapon if you are
attacked by armed robbers and
terrorists.
It can show you the way to heaven with
advanced GPS.
Don't Miss This Opportunity..
Hahahaha... My people watin we dey wait for??? Let's goo dia!!
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