BREAKING: FIFA Rejects Nigeria's 23- man World CupSquad, Approves New Squad.
GOAL KEEPERS
1) Olusegun Obasanjo
2) Muhamadu Buhari
3) Goodluck Jonathan
DEFENDERS
4) Lai Mohammed
5) Reuben Agbati
6) Ell Rufai
7) Femi Fani Kayode
8 ) Olisa Metuh
MIDFIELDERS
9) Chibuike Amechi
10) Jona Jang
11) Bola Tinubu
12) Adamu Muazu
13) Rochas Okorocha
14) Ike Ekweremadu
15) David Mark
16) Aminu Tambuwal
17) Sanusi Lamido
STRIKERS
18) Aminu Ogwuche
19) Kabiru Sokoto
20) Abubakar Shekau
21) Henry Okar
22) Asari Dokubo
23) Shettima kashim.
With this squad, the cup is coming to Africa for the first time.
Friday, June 20, 2014
BETTER TOMORROW
If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA --- who told u dt
all ur mates weh first u start fit make am before u
finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first before ROAD
SAFETY----who told u dt its by how far , na by how
well !!....
Ladies If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d adverts-----
who told u dt u must dress nude or indecently dis Xmas to
jst get married ?
If Oga JONATHAN weh no get even common shoe
before , but now he wears 3 different shoes per hour ---
who told u dt u will continue being poor ?...over hope dey
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit comot police for
high way and check points thereby stopping dia N20
rogger -----who told u dt Naija no go better again ?
Ladies If 2face fit finally repent and marry Anie - ---who told u
dt ur current boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥him and
dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo boiz
weh go enter villa dis Xmas
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------ who told u dt ur
best friendor lover no fit do worse than this?.....be
careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon all em size but must
use chain to hold dog follow body, who be that wey dey
tell you say you worth nothing?
Finally , I know u're gonna make it in life so keep believing
in ursef for every man is made and allowed to thrive for
purpose.
all ur mates weh first u start fit make am before u
finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first before ROAD
SAFETY----who told u dt its by how far , na by how
well !!....
Ladies If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d adverts-----
who told u dt u must dress nude or indecently dis Xmas to
jst get married ?
If Oga JONATHAN weh no get even common shoe
before , but now he wears 3 different shoes per hour ---
who told u dt u will continue being poor ?...over hope dey
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit comot police for
high way and check points thereby stopping dia N20
rogger -----who told u dt Naija no go better again ?
Ladies If 2face fit finally repent and marry Anie - ---who told u
dt ur current boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥him and
dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo boiz
weh go enter villa dis Xmas
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------ who told u dt ur
best friendor lover no fit do worse than this?.....be
careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon all em size but must
use chain to hold dog follow body, who be that wey dey
tell you say you worth nothing?
Finally , I know u're gonna make it in life so keep believing
in ursef for every man is made and allowed to thrive for
purpose.
POET DATEING
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have
you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one
"UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie. BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua
Achebe. Then; DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the
one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING
YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dining
titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
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